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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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