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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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