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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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