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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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