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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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