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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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