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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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