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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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