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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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