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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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