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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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