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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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