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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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