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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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