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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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