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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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