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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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