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It escapes me.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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