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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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