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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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