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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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