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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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