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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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