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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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