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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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