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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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