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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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