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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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