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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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