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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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