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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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