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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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