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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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