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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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