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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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