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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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