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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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