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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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