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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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