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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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