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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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