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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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