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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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