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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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