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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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