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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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