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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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