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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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