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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

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A charlie horse.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

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You mongous!

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

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Don't strain yourself.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

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Polly Esther.

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What bird is very curious about people?

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The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

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At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

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No, that would be non-scents.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

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Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

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Nap kins.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

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Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

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A Cairo Practor.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

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The thesaurus.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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