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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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