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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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