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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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