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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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