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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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