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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

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You're right.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

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When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

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Term oil.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

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It makes them more appealing.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

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Spigotry.

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What is exercizing at home called?

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The home stretch.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

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Pan-demonium.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

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They're over the counter.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

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She said she was being held up.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

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It's practically unherd of.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

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He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

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Because its days are numbered.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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