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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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