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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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