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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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