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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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