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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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