Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

1832
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

733
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

527
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

2647
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

2696
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

1340
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

1537
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

1249
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

80
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

1112
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

2153
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

2671