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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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