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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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