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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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