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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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