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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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