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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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