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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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