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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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