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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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