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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

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He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

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A lexi-con.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

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Ant-cestors.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

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That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

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It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

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Buried berries.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

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He made no bones about it.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

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Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

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They were her watch dogs.

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Why is ethics like art?

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You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

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One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

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A quack pot.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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