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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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