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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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