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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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