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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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