Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

3287
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

114
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

2780
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

2357
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

14
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

1882
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

2097
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

2391
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

2824
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

167
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

1653