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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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