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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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