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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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