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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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