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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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