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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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