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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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