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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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