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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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