Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

2158
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

1161
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

2292
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

1931
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

1568
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

389
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

1559
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

500
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

2343
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

1249
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

1652
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

524