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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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