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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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