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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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