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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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