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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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