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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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