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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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