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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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