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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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