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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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