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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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