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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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