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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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