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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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