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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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