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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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