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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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