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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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