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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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