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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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