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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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