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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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