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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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