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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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