Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

1675
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

135
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

1666
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

2827
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

225
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

3260
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

1565
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

3339
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

2726
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

515
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

453
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

1926