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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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