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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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