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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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