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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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