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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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