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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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