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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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