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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call a person who closes a window because it's too drafty?

A draft dodger.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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