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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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