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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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