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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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