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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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