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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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