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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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A buoys club.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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