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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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