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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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