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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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