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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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