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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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