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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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