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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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