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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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