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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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