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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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