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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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