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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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