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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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