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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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