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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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