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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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