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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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