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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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