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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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