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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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