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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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