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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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