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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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