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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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