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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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