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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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