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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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