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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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