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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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