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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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