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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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