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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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