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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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