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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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