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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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