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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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