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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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