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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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