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Rock and roll.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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