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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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