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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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