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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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