Pictures:

Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

1505

How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

62

What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

2069

What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

2383

What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

2193

Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

675

Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

25

What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

1929

Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

1312

When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

629

What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

2392

How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

3215