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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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