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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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