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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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