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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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