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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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