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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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