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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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